Have you ever noticed there are no Female Leprechauns?
You don’t have to be Irish to drink green beer or get pinched for not wearing green. I’m sure there are many people with zero Irish heritage that celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. It is kind of fun with odd little leprechauns, lucky four leaf clovers, corned beef, cabbage and the elusive pot of gold, but what I want to know is, how did a whole day on the American calendar get set aside for people who are proud to be Irish?
But an even better question is… Where are all the female leprechauns? Well I’m pretty good at making up reasonable theories for stuff so I think it must be because the little green men pretty much suck at dating. Here are some corny joke reasons why the male leprechauns will be forever single.
If a leprechaun had a girlfriend… He would be GREEN with envy
If a leprechaun had a girlfriend… He would think LUCKY CHARMS was jewelry
If a leprechaun had a girlfriend… Their song would be “Somewhere under the rainbow”
If a leprechaun had a girlfriend… And he got mad she would be served Irish STEW for days
If a leprechaun had a girlfriend… He would expect green yogurt because it’s all about the CULTURE
If a leprechaun had a girlfriend… She would never find his pot of gold because he is a lepreCON after all
If a leprechaun had a girlfriend… All you could say is “Good Luck!”
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